This story started with a single phone call.
The number you've dialed is no longer in service.
Please check the number and never call me again, stupid.
Hello, this is Lupin. Do you have something to complain about?
Huh? Since I'm half-asleep, put Jigen on?
Hey! Jigen!
Telephone!
Oh, thanks, Lupin.
What? Fujiko?!
Guess where you are? How would I know?
Fujiko dear, I want my Fujiko dear.
What? On Broadway in New York?!
That's right. I'm at Dr. Pot's on Broadway.
Remember?
The weird scientist who tries to sell his gadgets to Lupin once in a while?
I'm in his lab right now.
Why am I here?
I've come to see his robot that sheds diamond tears.
Check this out! I'm wearing a dress made of diamonds right now.
What? You find that hard to believe?
Humph. How rude!
How'd it go, Fujiko?
It was ridiculous!
He said, "Fujiko, you're the one who's half asleep!"
Idiot. It's still daytime here on Broadway.
Those guys don't believe this robot produces diamonds at all.
Doctor, I believe in you.
Gavott!
I, Gavott, will take that robot with me!
"Diamonds Shining in the Robot's Eye" (Robotto no Hitomi ni Daiya ga Hikaru)
Oh, Baby! Baby, Baby!
Baby, my love. You're my angel.
That's right. I'm your angel.
Oh, Baby, now you're talkin'.
No kisses for you just yet.
I'll save it as a reward for when you get the diamonds from the robot.
Baby! You really are a cute girl.
Now, Baby, just close your eyes and wait for my kiss.
Here are some diamonds for you.
It's cold! It's water!
What's going on? No diamonds are coming out!
What do you mean, "diamonds"? You suck!
I'm sorry, Baby! Forgive me!
What's so funny, One-Eared Joe? You think I'm Chaplin or Donald Duck?
If you've got the time to laugh, why don't you get the car ready?!
- Ma'am! - Oh, poor thing.
Don't take it out on Joe, you third-class gangster!
I see, so a gangster by the name of Gavott stole the robot for a woman.
Well, I can kinda understand how he feels.
Just to reiterate, the diamonds from the robot are genuine, correct?
I guarantee it.
For one thing, the dress blocked the bullets from the machine gun.
That wouldn't have happened unless they were genuine.
But how did Gavott find out about the robot's secret?
I heard that Gavott had originally ordered the robot...
from Dr. Pot to use for serving drinks at his bar.
So that's how he learned about it.
You idiot! Numb-nuts!
Get yourself a life insurance policy by the time I see you again!
Gee, man. Huh?
Oh, my! Pops!
Don't rush off, Lupin. I came here to see some dancing today.
I'll take the time to deal with the likes of you after that.
I think you might want to go home.
Broadway is famous for musicals, not strip shows.
Hey, wait Lupin! You're up to something, aren't you?
Hey, taxi!
I'm the police. Follow that car!
OK.
Hey, wait! What are you doing?!
Lupin, I don't see Gavott's guys anywhere. What's going on?
I have no idea.
Hurry up!
Damn! I take a vacation and come all the way to see...
Liza Minnelli's Broadway musical, and I end up running into Lupin!
Thanks to him, I've wasted this ticket!
Wow! It's Lupin! Hey!
Hey, taxi!
I'm a policeman. Follow that car!
OK.
You idiot! Not you! Me! I have to follow the car!
You idiot! Where are you looking when you're driving?!
Get your mortician ready by the time I see you again!
You doofus! Moron! Jerk!
You idiot!
Baby, that's too cruel.
What are you talkin' about?!
When you get the robot, no diamonds come out.
When you get the doctor, there's no robot! You really are a...
Third-class gangster?
No! Fourth-class!
Joe, what are you laughin' at?!
Starting tomorrow, I'm gonna call you "Earless Joe."
Earless Joe!
- Gavott! - Ma'am!
Yes, Joe. You don't have to be scared.
I'm gonna protect your ear.
Baby, spoilin' my subordinate just ain't my thing.
Don't be so cocky! You bastard!
Hold... Hold on, Baby! Please!
Hey, old man, who stole the robot?!
Humph, who would tell a crook like you?
Old coot, let me tell you.
I was a heavyweight hard-puncher, called the Tyrannosaur of Minnesota!
That explains it. You got beat up so much that you're punch-drunk.
Ugh! Shut up! Take my barrage!
One, two, one...
Whoa, that hurts!
Ooh, Baby! Nice hook!
Oh, Baby, you're such a pretty lady.
I can't let my Baby go through any more grief.
Guys, attack!
Yes, sir!
That old geezer has invented so much strange stuff.
It says this is a jumbo electrical magnet.
What the heck? It's not pulling anything at all, is it?
Huh? What does it say here?
This is an... automatic... nose... blowing... machine?!
I wonder where the doctor is now.
We even brought the robot back just for him.
Just be patient. He'll come back soon.
What the?
What's going on?
Gavott's guys have come to take back the robot!
Hey, Baby, I'm gonna have the robot back for you soon.
Hey, guys! Charge in!
Yes, sir!
Fire! Fire!
Gavott!
Gavott! Stop it! Nobody's here anymore!
Lupin... he must've took off after realizing how ferocious I am.
I don't care about him. Where's my robot? Where is it?
Guys, what's holding you up?
Hurry up and look for the robot!
Yes, sir!
Diamonds... my robot...
Oh, no! My robot's gone!
Baby, don't cry. Crying doesn't suit you.
Whaddaya mean? You're sayin' my crying face is ugly?
You gorilla!
Damn you!
Take this! Bastard! Damn you!
Oh, no! Baby, that's not what I meant, you misunderstood me!
Boss!
Did you find the robot?
No. Lupin and his gang took off.
Why don't you go right after them?! Do you still call yourself a gangster?
Yes, sir!
Baby, this is really pathetic.
With better thugs, I would've been the number one boss in the U.S. by now.
Baby?
Baby, hey, wait for me!
What's up with that gangster?
He's desperately in love with that woman.
I was really nervous when that gal, Baby, threw those parts at Gavott.
I thought she might break the robot.
They never dreamed this rubble was the disassembled parts of the robot.
All right, let's put them together!
Lupin, you took it completely apart.
Are you sure that you can put it all back together?
I've done this twice before.
You mean, with a robot?
No, no, no. A ship and a tank.
A ship and a tank?
Then you'll do just fine.
When I was a kid, I used to assemble plastic models of ships and tanks.
What?
Lupin, are you saying that all you've ever done was assemble toys?!
Here we go. All done.
Now, how do we make a diamond with this, Fujiko?
Lupin, that robot isn't going to produce any diamonds.
Baby?
Let go of me! I'm a lady. Give it back to me!
She was looking for the robot in the bathroom.
Seems like she thought it might be taking a leak in there.
Baby, why are you saying that diamonds won't come out?
Why don't you ask Dr. Pot?
Turning on the switch only gives ya cold water.
Let go of me! That hurts.
I see. That's why you kidnapped him.
Baby?
What is it?
I'll give you guys the robot.
What?
Lupin!
Fujiko, leave everything to me.
Baby, in return, I want the doctor back.
Give the message to Gavott. You guys decide where to meet.
You mean it?
I don't lie to ladies. Jigen, why don't you let go of her?
I thought my neck was gonna break.
Lupin, you know how to treat a lady.
Listen, you guys, Gavott will get you all for this for sure.
And you, the beard over there! Next time I see you, I'll tear it out!
Lupin, you're giving up the robot?
Swapping a hostage on a roller coaster, huh? Isn't that cute?
I heard that Gavott fell in love with Baby selling hot dogs in this park.
You're on time. I like that, Lupin.
Now, hand over the robot.
I don't like you.
Hand him over first.
Two years ago, there was a G-man who talked tough just like you.
He died a year ago.
I like you even more. I'll give him to you now.
When this coaster makes one circuit, it'll reach the terminal on your side.
Then you load the robot on the coaster and launch it.
All right, Baby, go!
Lupin, it's not slowing down at all! It's gonna crash into our cars!
Ah! Hot, hot, hot, hot!
Did you see what I can do, Lupin?
You're wonderful, Gavott.
This can't possibly be!
My robot... My robot!
Hey, guys!
Everyone! Rip Lupin into pieces!
Yes, sir!
Ay-yi-yi.
Stop! Stop! Do you wanna get riddled with bullets?
How am I supposed to stop?
You really are a doofus, no matter what you do!
- Shaddup, you raccoon face! - Raccoon? You called me a raccoon?
Hello, you two. Fighting?
Hey, Gavott and Baby.
Stop with all the fighting! Why don't you just get married instead?
I'll find you a church.
Here's a present from me.
Now, blow out the candles.
It's nice to be rescued, but didn't Goemon sever this track?
Come to think of it...
Lupin, you're under arrest for speeding!
Doc, Fujiko, hold on to the robot!
Ay-yi-yi-yi!
Hey taxi!
Follow that helicopter!
Ok!
I'm impressed that you fixed my failed jumbo electric magnet.
Well, all I did was flip the batteries.
By the way, I took apart this robot.
I can't believe a device like this can produce diamonds.
Gavott and his guys didn't add this coagulant to solidify the elements.
That's why cold water came out.
Let's see how it works.
Doc, this is no diamond. It's a diamond-shaped ice cube.
What? It created a diamond-shaped ice cube?
Yippee! I did it! I did it!
It's cold.
Mr. Lupin, thanks to you taking it apart, it's finally complete.
This is the robot I've been working on for so many years.
What about the diamonds?
They came out by accident. Maybe they'll come out again someday.
After this incident, Gavott spent three months in the hospital.
When he was released, he got out of the gang business.
The robot got hired at Gavott's bar and was paid two dollars an hour.
Gavott's girlfriend, Baby, ran off with One-Eared Joe.
Her current whereabouts are unknown.
The magician of music, Kyoransky, elegantly manipulates...
a diamond-studded baton.
But his performance is more like hypnosis.
Besides, he seems to be after my life.
The next episode is "Baton Death March" (Funeral March for Lupin.)
See ya!
"Funeral March for Lupin."